Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
why do cheetos always look like penises
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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