The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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