Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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