Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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