I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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