just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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