I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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