We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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