I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I wish you could order shots online.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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