his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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