Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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