Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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