Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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