I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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