Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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