apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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