One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Less talking, more tequila
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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