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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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