Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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