I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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