the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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