I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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