WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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