Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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