so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
