You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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