"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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