So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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