oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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