It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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