google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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