so let's talk penis.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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