Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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