Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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