If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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