what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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