thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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