They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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