apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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