rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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