We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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