no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
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Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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