Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I think my moral compass just broke
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