He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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