so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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