wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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