I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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