They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
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i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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