Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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