Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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