ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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