She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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