Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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